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OUR STORY

Did you come here to get some of those really cool real fake pallets? 
WELL GOOD. I'm glad you're here because we have plenty in stock. Just don't expect to be able to touch them...or go anywhere near them. Or not explode in blood...You get the idea.

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We make each pallet with love, care, and hatred for survivors. each bit of wood is designed to annoy each and every one of them and make you snigger at them as you're running them down.

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